Better than sex? That's the party line that super heroic Imperial is towing for his protege hero-in-training, Mark. But even if it is better, does that mean Mark is willing to give it up—along with a lot of other human trappings? And what is the unholy menace that men call "Pancho Sarape?" Well, actually, he's just a bad wedding DJ, but some things aren't worth fighting over, right?