ONE ADJECTIVE ISN'T ENOUGH FOR SKULLKICKERS IN MAY

All-New #1 is All-New, Secret

This May, Image Comics forces you to wonder why we keep pushing this silly comic book over and over again in a new adjective-laden comic called– THE ALL-NEW SECRET SKULLKICKERS!

â“We can’t stop now. It… it has a life of its own. This reboot-itis has permeated our souls,†said Image PR and Marketing Director Jennifer de Guzman. â“I hated it at first but now it feels kind of good. Warm… safe… In a darkened world full of uncertainty it’s all we have left.â€

THE ALL-NEW SECRET SKULLKICKERS #1, written by promotional broken record Jim Zub and drawn by innocent mp3 Edwin Huang, continues the epic six-arc SKULLKICKERS storyline on a haunted island of mystery, apes and rampant violence. It’s good.

â“At this rate I figure we’re still a couple months away from using up any goodwill I might have built up in this industry,†said series creator Jim Zub. â“This is the kind of thing that can happen when you let creators write their own press releases.â€

If you’re a diehard collector of SKULLKICKERS who’s sad that you won’t have a SKULLKICKERS #22 to add to your collection, fret no longer. In addition to the regular â“All-New Secret†cover we’re offering a special â“issue #22 variant†B cover to make sure your numbers stay in order. You can tell everyone you started reading â“before they became horrible sell-outs.â€

We’re sick. We can’t help it. Comic price guide makers will curse this stupid string of title changes for the rest of their natural lives. THE ALL-NEW SECRET SKULLKICKERS #1 will be available in May wherever fine comics are sold. Pre-order it now from the March issue of Previews and stop the hurting.