Nothing to wear? How about adding a Sexual Gary T-shirt to your wardrobe?

SEX CRIMINALS: SEXUAL GARY T-SHIRT*
Men’s Sizes: S – XL $19.99, XXL $21.99
Women’s Sizes: S – XL $19.99, XXL $21.99
Looking for a way to say you love SEX CRIMINALS on a shirt without wearing a shirt that literally says “I LOVE SEX CRIMINALS?” Say hello to everybody’s favorite Mr. First Time, SEXUAL GARY! The background gag that won over literally dozens of fans is HERE! In shirt form! You’ve already got a “Lying Cat” shirt—so say hello to the shirt you wear on Tuesday. YOU ARE WELCOME, AMERICA.

* Buy yours at a comic book store near you!